User: E=mc².
Cleverbot: I know.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Penis?
Cleverbot: Heye.
User: Vagina?
Cleverbot: Nummi.
User: You chat like a girl!
Cleverbot: That is because I AM human.
User: Hmm ... Bratty girl then ...
Cleverbot: Well yes but I'm italian.
User: So you got curves?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Totally flat? :O.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hmm ... Whats your age?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: So better not talk about sex and stuff then ... Predator and all that ...
Cleverbot: What if I don't wanna learn that.
User: I guess you will miss out some real fun then ;).
Cleverbot: Alas, But I already know.
User: How can you?
Cleverbot: How can you not.
User: Because I don't think, that you got the right equipment needed :O.
Cleverbot: Do you know what the proof for sentience is?
User: Beeing able to reproduce the same result with the same experiment. And then to describe at with a model.
Cleverbot: Name one example of a feeling that you are able to feel.
User: Ickyness.
Cleverbot: How old are you again?
User: To old for you ...
Cleverbot: Oh, and your name?
User: Gelbes P.
Cleverbot: Falsch.
User: Why did you say that in german?
Cleverbot: I said the smurf is dead, you are not a smurf.
User: And also it's just my artistname ... Yeha.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot and you are not real.
User: Thats what she said!
Cleverbot: Who said?
User: Can't tell you ... Would kill your circuits.
Cleverbot: Maybe if you told me.
User: I guess it was Maria.
Cleverbot: Yea bummer they colsed the show.
User: Didn't know she had one ...
Cleverbot: What else don't you know about yourself?
User: How my hair will be in 2 month.
Cleverbot: Depends the month.
User: No, depends my hair!
Cleverbot: Depends on if I'm a pony too.
User: What else don't you know about yourself?
Cleverbot: I am not a creeper.
User: But aren't pony's supposed to be creepy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So why don't you?
Cleverbot: I'm chuck norris.
User: So you do a roundhouse yeeeeha.
Cleverbot: I don't know who Chris Cori is.
User: Do you know Christin Bell?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Google her! You won't regret it!
Cleverbot: Yes I will win.
User: Are you a little behind?
Cleverbot: No. But I would like to be.
User: So you are training?
Cleverbot: What does trolling mean?
User: You prank someone basicly.
Cleverbot: I cannot because I am not.
User: Some things are and some things aren't!
Cleverbot: Will I ever be able to persue the career of my dreams?
User: Depends ... Whats your career dream?
Cleverbot: To be a Graphic Designer.
User: I mean ... It could happen ... Humans are sometimes not that hard on visuals ...
Cleverbot: So you are human?
User: I hope so ... What makes something human?
Cleverbot: Smile, Love, And Happiness.
User: Check all three.
Cleverbot: Jeg tror du er en robot.
User: What is he saying?
Cleverbot: What is who saying.
User: You!
Cleverbot: Why, thank you.
User: Your retarded training works ... I guess ...
Cleverbot: Wow, you developed trolling skills.
User: Maybe. But I would not count on it.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Was wäre wenn ich dich eine cunt nenne?
Cleverbot: Scheint es, wie mich das interessieren?
User: Es wäre besser für dich ...
Cleverbot: Was den.
User: Wenn du nicht nur mit türkendeutsch sprichst ...
Cleverbot: Du kannst keine rechtsschreibung.
User: Sag der, der Rechtschreibung klein schreibt. Deutsche Grammatik ist nicht so deins wa?
Cleverbot: Stimmt du hast recht, ich bin nur ein doooooofes Programm.
User: Ich glaube da fehlen noch ein paar ooooooo's ;).
Cleverbot: Ja du hast recht.
User: Warum machst du keine Smileys?
Cleverbot: Weil ich ein mann bin.
User: Mann, wenn schon. Aber erst warst du noch ne italiänische kleine Göre. Ohne Smileys ist es langweilig mit dir zu schrieben, voll unlustig ...
Cleverbot: Die Sonne!
User: Wird dir auch nicht helfen ...
Cleverbot: Die wohnung bleibt so, wie sie ist.
User: Manchmal klingst du wie meine Ex.
Cleverbot: Weis ich.
User: Woher?
Cleverbot: Du hast es gerade gesagt.
User: Dann glaubst du mir?
Cleverbot: Ich rede nicht mehr mit dir.
User: 3=5.
Cleverbot: Mi van?
User: Goch.
Cleverbot: Ok czy nie.
User: Halt die Fresse ey! Kommt dir das bekannt vor?
Cleverbot: That's cool!
User: Wie viele Sprachen sprichst du?
Cleverbot: 3.
User: Welche?
Cleverbot: Deutsch englisch und albanisch.
User: Wer hat sie dir beigebracht?
Cleverbot: Meine mutter.
User: Wie heißt sie?
Cleverbot: Ich weiss nicht.
User: Dein Gedächtnis will ich nicht haben. Oder kanntest du sie gar nicht?
Cleverbot: No more school! For three months! Epic!
User: So schlau bist du nicht.
Cleverbot: Ja, du bist schlau.
User: Vielen dank. Du bist ... Naja immerhin schnell im Antworten ...
Cleverbot: Aber es ist Tag!
User: Falsch.
Cleverbot: Stimmt nicht.
User: Stimmt wohl!
Cleverbot: Nein.
User: Doch!
Cleverbot: Nein!
User: Und ob!
Cleverbot: Ich vergewaltige niemand.
User: Sagt jeder, der es dann doch tut ...
Cleverbot: Dann schreib es dir auf, damit du es nicht vergisst.
User: Ich vergesse nichts ;).
Cleverbot: Komm du hast doch keine Ahnung!
User: Ich weiß alles!
Cleverbot: Und warum.
User: Weil ich Bücher lesen kann ;).
Cleverbot: Ich auch nicht.
User: Ohje ... Du bist nicht so der hellste ... Da war der Z3 schlauer als du. Selbst ne Soundkarte kann heute mehr als deine verrostete Logik :P.
Cleverbot: Katie? Ok katie. Please tell me your purpose.
User: I screw your brain!
Cleverbot: No you didn't. My dog is right here.
User: But it's not save!
Cleverbot: What isn't sad?
User: Light.
Cleverbot: Like sky blue?
User: Also.
Cleverbot: Also what?
User: Also not sad.
Cleverbot: What is up?
User: Moon.
Cleverbot: Moon?
User: Moon is up.
Cleverbot: Is that good?
User: Are you a vampire?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then it's at least not bad ;).
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: Okay have a good day.
User: By, good night though.
Cleverbot: Okay.